Kip became a little less of a man today. No, not because of his fondness for Louboutins (that's just a sign that he has great taste, he must get it from his mama!), but because he lost his ability to father kittens. Don't get me wrong, his offspring would be flippin' adorable (but possibly have the worst reflexes of all time) however, spaying and neutering your pets is the responsible thing to do! If you don't believe me, watch some old reruns of The Price Is Right.
So, Wrigley had a Kip-less day today (best day of his life since July 14th) and we will all have a Kip-less night tonight. He will be returning home tomorrow...which means he will resume staying home and eating all the freakin' chips.
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